Thank you NPR!

This is one of the most profound discoveries I've made on the web. NPR has always been a staple in my aural diet, and I've always felt grateful of their contributions to society. This project is the nail in the coffin.

This, I Believe.

YOU WILL RESPECT MY AUTHORITAAAAY!

Elliott, you're such a pimp!

Pirates circa 2005

"The current pirate attack plan usually has two or more speedboats filled with pirates approach a ship, perhaps after having fired a distress flare to lure their prey into slowing down or changing course. The swift pirate watercraft then swarm around the larger ship, with the pirates firing machine guns and rocket propelled grenades at the bridge of the larger ship in an attempt to force the vessel to stop. Although various organizations concerned with ship safety have urged commercial vessels to stay at least 50 miles off the coast of Somalia, the recent attack (100 miles from shore) shows how far such waterborne hijackers will travel to find a suitable target."

I'm moving to South Africa and becoming a PIRATE!